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1. The sexual disease clinic

How would you feel if you were rung up by the National STD Control Unit and
had been named by an ex-lover and have a strong possibility of having
contracted Zachary syndrome? It's not pretty and has an unusually painful
treatment.....

2. Page three stunner stuck in a lift!

Who wouldn't help a page three girl stuck in a lift with only a mobile
phone to save her? Listen and laugh as your victim desperately tries to help
her out of the goodness of his own heart, surely he's not considering
getting lucky too?

3. You've been selected for a new game show!

Could anybody get so lucky as to be paid to sit in a flat for as long as
possible not doing anything? Well this game show has a twist! How about 5
lap dancers being paid to try and make you get your rocks off, you touch
them (or worse!!) and you lose!

4. The Inland Revenue wanna word!

What do you mean the company in question has nothing to do with you? C'mon
where is the paper work and why have you not declared your income? Here
comes the Tax man and he's not happy with your excuses!

5. The phone engineer

Who wouldn't help out a friendly telephone engineer who needs to calibrate
your phone line? You know you will howl with laughter when you hear your
victim making a complete fool of themselves!

6. Your new wife has landed

So how exactly has this Thai woman got your phone number if you have never
been to Thailand on a dodgy sex holiday?